Hello, my lovelies! I have found the best blog post ever! How to be an adult when you are already adulting! So many things to say to things I could think of but the biggest thing is I must prove my adulthood. I am going to do each one and officially get my adulting card.
Step One: Get a Resume! Check this one off folks! I have a working resume and you have all the rights to check it out and give me updates. Just ask 😉
Step Two: Learn the art of accepting a compliment. This is easy, my boo gives me them all the time. In fact, I am sustained by them
Step Three: Emergency kit creation. With the help of my good friends, I have all the things I need. I even have buttons for when the boy’s night gets crazy.
Step Four: Vitamins are important and I make my own. #potionmaster
Step Five: Balancing work and exercise. This was hard for me BUT I found online support and I have decided that I want to be a buff man in the future. I need to find my inner swol.
Step Six: Successfully cook a meal. I did it! I disliked having to plan it though so I purchased HelloFresh. My life has never been better.
Step Seven: Avoid a quarter-life crisis… I am 1,000 years old.
Step Eight: One word; budgeting. This is something I fail at but I outsource the job to my husband and we have once a month money meetings.
Step Nine: Sleep. When you have a child, sleep is something that becomes a rarity. I have long learned to treasure it. I get 7 hours of beauty sleep.
Step Ten: The perfect wine and food pairing. I have found it! It has taken 1,000 years but I have found it. It is blueberry wine with butter toast. I dare you to try it and let me know what you think!
I did it all, I am an adult. Do I get my card?
Until next time!
Mark Oliver Wizard Goldstein