Category Archives: My Adventures

Hello Everyone, Once Upon a Time, I was in a large color bag. The bag was made of thick paper and had handles. I was surrounded by light tissue paper that had tiny little sparkles. Then the paper was lifted off and I was surrounded by light. There was a girl there who lifted meContinue reading “The Tree of Life Synagogue”

Hey Everybody! So one big part of my life is my Ex-Wife Lily. Let me give the backstory. We met 350 years ago when I was in Germany. I was working in the woods looking for a special herb when I heard a light laugh. I looked up and there she was. She was blonde,Continue reading “Break Up and Break Out!”

5 Tips for Long Distance Lovers: Hello Everyone! I hope you had a magical week. So, this week I was moving my ex-wife and her family into the neighborhood I realized how much I missed my Horatio. I spend so much of my time doing. I run around to get Berry to daycare, to work,Continue reading “Long Distance Lovers”